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Name: Jimmy
Country: United States
State: can't say i do...
Gender: Male
Interests: Eating babies
Expertise: Japanese, art, video games, and eating 5 babies at once
Occupation: Medical
Industry: Real Estate
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AIM:  snarf008
Member Since:
10/19/2004
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| Alright, so it's 7:20 A.M. now....total amount of sleep i've gotten so
far....2 hours...if that. I'm not really sure if I slept between
the hours of 3:30 and 5:30, but I'm just hoping I did. It's one
of those nights where I just can't fucking sleep and it's pissing the
hell out of me. It doesn't help that I have to wake up in 2 more
hours to go to class. Normally I'd just skip the class given the
situation, but I also need to turn in a paper for the class, so that
kind of destorys that option. This is driving me crazy...it's one
of those times where you think to yourself, "hey, I feel so tired that
I could just fall asleep right now..." but NO...it's not working too
well. I'm worried that doing anything really will just wake me up
more and that then I won't be able to fall asleep at all. But at
this rate, who really fucking cares, every minute I'm not sleeping is
pissing me off. Last Sunday night I had trouble falling asleep
too, but I fell asleep by 5:30. I'd say that the problem is
because I went to bed too late on friday and saturday (I went to sleep
at about 4-5 A.M. each of those days) which could entirely be the
problem seeing as thats what happened last weekend too. But how
come I didn't have too much trouble falling asleep on Saturday
night/Sunday morning when I had gone to bed so late the night before?
Well, I was hoping that posting this would've made me more tired, but
it seems to of just made me more pissed. Maybe I'll try reading
comics, that always worked in middle and high school. I'll try
not to throw the book across the room in anger...Oh, you know what else
is really pissing me off? I hate being up this late and having to
go to the bathroom. Just because anyone who is doing ROTC is
taking a shower right before having to do their drills or whatever the
hell it is that they're doing at like, 7:00 AM. It's just
annoying to think that people are waking up already while I still
haven't fallen asleep. Pisses me off....grumble grumble...
"Wow, I wish I was a free man. Mom! Where's Puppy Goo Goo? Oh Puppy Goo Goo, fetch me a dream"~Milhouse, The Simpsons
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| So in International Peave Studies class today, my teacher brought up
how some people believe that we have war because it's old people saying
"hey, we have too many young people and they're stealing all the young
attractive ladies....let's kill 'em." Then he mentioned the
feminist idea that many of us know, the one we all know. You
know, the one. "We only have war because of men, they're the
whole reason behind war. It's the testosterone that drives them
to take over the world" yada yada yada. Well I say "Nay!"
If it was only women in the world, we'd have a war once a month, every
month, and the rivers would run red with blood. And eventually,
we'd even be able to predict when each war was going to happen.
Face it, you know it's true.
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| I like the part about how the breeding of half-orcs is not normally done willingly...I guess I'd have angry parents....I'm a latch-key child...
I AM A (latch-key) CHAOTIC GOOD HALF-ORC RANGER FIGHTER
Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
Race:
Half-Orcs are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility.
Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
Deity:
Shaundakul is the Chaotic Good god of travel and exploration. He is also known as the Rider of the Winds. His followers are typically rangers, and work to protect the land. They typically wear leather armor, and carry long swords and short bows. Shaundakul's symbol is a white hand with the index finger raised.
Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of NeppyMan (e-mail)
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| Stop Hiding Behind Your Damn Bibles
Alright, I can't take it anymore. Anytime I've heard someone spouting anti-gay words o wisdom and then bringing up the Bible, I've wanted to rant about it, and I have, but something always happens that makes me lose that rant entry. So I'm determined to get it down this time.
Yes, it's true that the Bible says that God "hates" homosexuals. So fucking what? Ever heard of seperation of church and state? Just because God doesn't like 'em means that we should ban anything good that they have going for them. Also, take a good look at that passage, the same passage says that when your son disobeys you, you should take him to the city entrance and stone his disobediant ass. It also says that if a part of your house has mildew on it, tear it down and rebuild the wall(s). Have any of you been doing that? Not that I've seen. And yes, the idea of two guys going at it does make me cringe, but so do fat people and parents. And wouldn't you know it, gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins! Holy injustice Batman! We've been letting fat people get married this whole time when God doesn't like them either! And murderers too! Theives even! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! Do you all see the flaws in your thinking? And why does this even matter in our society? Shouldn't we be more worried about Iraq and the recent attacks in Israel? (Ya, Bush sure is doing a bang up job protecting Israel. Arafat is dead and any idiot saw that attacks were gonna happen but what are we doing instead? Blowing up Fallujah. Now I'm sure that Fallujah was an important target to attack and all, but are we doing anything at all for Israel right now? I'm not seeing much.) But let's be honest, I guess this whole time I've been wrong and that those cursed cocksuckers are going to go off and ruin our nation's children with ideas of harmony and peace. That's not what we wanna teach our children, now is it?
I'd also like to mention an article I saw in a friend's profile. The guy (the name is Earl, so i'll assume it's a guy) claims that Jesus speaks through Republicans. Wow....that's an interesting point. He claims that Democrats won't be able to win an election until they renounce their sinful ways of "abortions, gayness, and trying to take away our guns". I mean...sure...Jesus had a gun on him all the time as self defense. He even mistakingly shot Judas one time in the garden thinking it was a Roman. And remember the horrible Shoot Out on the Mount? There were like, 100 people wounded and 25 dead. And remember all those times that Jesus wanted to bomb third world countries because he thought they had WMD's? Peter even found some yellow cake and they went right off and blew up Egypt. Those mummified, papyrus making mother fuckers. And hey, let's face it, Jesus hated hanging out with the less fortunate. He always steered clear of prostitutes, the diseased, and homeless. I mean, we're putting gays into that category now and boy, we would never see Jesus hang out with the needy. So all in all, I haven't come across a valid point against homosexuals. So if you have one, tell me it. I really wanna know what the points are that have this nation so against homosexuals. And BTW, my dad was talking to a homosexual at one of his churches and he told him that the idea of a man and woman having sex disgusts him. I laughed at it cuz I never thought of it that way. And also, let's not forget the idea that it's possible that homosexuals are natures way of preventing overpopulation (for all you "it's unnatural" people out there).
Skippity doo bop shibot,
Jimmy
This is the opinion article that the Earl guy wrote. You know the guy, Ensign Fuckstick | | |
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